29 August 2010

This is the house that Jack built (Episode 6)

"All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else." Mae West

The final days approach and we are down to our last three contestants.

Good morning sweetie, coffee, tea or me?
You are all the pick-me-up I need this morning.

Hey Handsome, what you got cooking?
I think I've just hit boiling point, want to help me release some steam?

Ah, I have found my morning ray of sunshine, and it is you.
You are a bright spark yourself.

Circle flirting?
And I'm Loving It.

Let's go for another round of flirting. Is your daddy a king? Cause you are certainly a princess.

Oh dear, let's move along. Now for the individual dates at nice spots around town.

How was the date with Antonio?
Very romantic. A beautiful spot and one sexy guy to share it with.

And your date with Ripley?
Rwrrrr. Come back later, this is good.

How about Kacyn?
It feels so right to hold her tight.

Ok, so you two go home, the cameras will stop rolling for a bit while we have a short break.
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And we are back having visited a couple of families around town.

Jack, Antonio and Ripley are all home but Kacyn, where are you?

Well, I just felt this urge to visit the graveyard at night. A test of courage.
And Jared Frio?
Not many ghosts tonight.

Kacyn, that is definitely against the rules. You are snogging someone from outside the house.
Worse, we are in love.

So Kacyn is evicted from the house for breaking the rules. Anything goes inside the house but there is no playing with people outside.

That leaves Ripley and Antonio as our final challengers. Which one will Jack choose and which will leave the house forever?

Bonus pics
The Kane family - Bradley, Emerald preggy with the soon-to-be-here Abbey and James in his crib.

Awww

Hugo and his new boyfriend Ben. Hugo later got tired of Ben's gigolo ways and broke up. So I made a different Sim (first Ollie but now it's Phillip Grant) the town gigolo and made these two boyfriends again.
 They seem happy about it.

28 August 2010

This is the house that Jack built (Episode 5b)

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond. Mae West

So Jack, how about a flirt and a hug for everyone?
I'm all over that. Hey, sweetie, aren't you a bit over dressed?


When I look at you, my heart flutters.


Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?


Ever since I met you, you've lived in my heart without paying any rent.


So we sent the house to see the latest blockbuster film. While everyone else had a good time and came out relaxed...

He thought babies at me! At ME! He was lucky I didn't smack him one.


Oh, I love this bit. Give me some sugar, honey.

Are you ready for a kiss?
Absolutely tiger.

Nobody, but nobody insults my art. Back off or lose a limb.
It's rubbish and you know it.


A sweet kiss from a sweet girl.
I might faint. That's one hot kiss.

And how about some hot lovin'?
Anytime, wild thing. You make my heart sing.


Sunset and holding hands with a hottie, does it get better than this?

Jack, how would you like to tour some of the local facilities with the girls?
Damn, it does get better.

Jack, how was the tour of the base with Ripley?
We didn't see very much of the tour, we took a little side trip. Had a lot of fun though.


And they better not take any pictures of me if they send us on a 'tour'
Right, right, whatever. You need to chill.


Jack, touring with Kacyn?
Even in the catacombs, you can find some magic places. We had a lot of fun.

Jack did tour City Hall with a certain Ms Tatianna but the photographer refused to go along. He thinks he doesn't want to be ripped to shreds.


Morning handsome.
Good day my lovely. Hope you slept well.



Jack, which girl will leave today?
It's close between Ripley and Tatianna. Very very close. But I'd prefer if Tatianna leaves, she keeps upsetting everyone.

We are also sending Ollie on his way.
Ollie, but why?
He didn't manage to get to first kiss as quickly as the rest. One flirt and hug was enough for everyone else.
I feel that we should have had a deeper connection for some reason.


And then there were three.

27 August 2010

This is the house that Jack built (Episode 5a)

"You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough."  Mae West


One house with but a single thought?
Something like that.
More skinny dipping?
No, just a swim.

What happened to the girls?
They all went to bed muttering about beauty sleep.
They are all so beautiful already. They need never sleep again.
What about us?
We need never worry about beauty sleep. We are all beautiful.

So are you going to be nice today?

With you? Ha, you are so not worth the time or effort.

I see Tatianna is her usual cheerful charming self.

I need you to help me catch something.
What?
My breath. I'm always breathless when I get close to you.

Do I have to let go?
Someday, but we don't have to hurry.

Jack, you are the only man for me.
And the only woman?
I am still thinking about that one. They are lovely girls.

You fly bait.
You utter bitch. Did someone take your bones away when you were a pup?
No, I bit their hands off if they tried.

First the fly bait, now this girl who doesn't appreciate how wonderful I am.
She is such a snob, so full of herself.

And then I told them how I could save the show if they only let me in.
Are you sure you saved it?
Who else, fly bait?

I dig guys with neat hair colour.
Come here baby, check it out from much closer.

I better be very good because surely the angels will be taking you to heaven someday.
You're so bad that you are very very good, Jack.


Bonus pics for Kaleeko -

one Bradley Kane adult
Found near a fishing hole at 1 am in the morning.

Meeting up with Ben - the gay town gigolo. Ben and Bradley are now friends and Bradley made it clear that he is in a relationship. Since then, Ben has decided to make his relationship with Hugo official. Hugo and Ben now live together. Behind them is Prudence Crumblebottom.

23 August 2010

This is the house that Jack built (Episode 4)

"Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before."  Mae West


Jack, meet one of your two new housemates, Miss Kacyn McPherson.
Hello, cutie. I knew there was something missing in my life and there you are.

And the other new housemate is Mr Antonio Portobella
I like what I see.

Jack expressed a desire for a tattoo, so the producer arranged for the group to go to the local saloon/tattoo parlour.

Ripley and Hugo were paired together.
About time I got a new look.

Antonio was paired with Tatianna.
You must be joking. I look fine.
Shut up and let me work.


And Ollie was selected to do Jack's new tattoos.
This might sting a little, Jack.
Just do a good job Ollie.

She has ruined me.  I dare not go out in public.
I told you to shut up. You ruined my concentration.

You give me a bad makeover and I give you one.
Gack, can we change clothes before we step outside?

Ok, the makeovers did not go well. And the tattoo.

Ollie, you are an artist. You did that pattern perfectly. A hot, sexy artist.
Do I get a reward?
I'll see if I can think so something...a hug perhaps?

Hey, if we each had a garden, I'd want your tulips to touch my tulips.
I'll start putting mine against yours right now if you like.

I've lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
You bet. On speed dial I hope.

We up with Alicia and a few others. This is a former roomie of one of the housemates - Ben Lee.
Ben had a serious hair cut soon after this.

Was your father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on Earth!

I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away!

The afternoon foosball tournament. Where would we be without it?

Boo!
What?
It was a heart test. Damn, you passed.

Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.

An exercise in group flirting?
Hey, we were keeping each other busy.

Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good.

Ollie, the robe was cute but you are way hotter now.
Funny, it's a bit chilly today. Well, until you came near, it's much warmer now.

I think some stars have fallen into your eyes.

Well Hugo, it looks like you are out.
It's been a blast. I've never had so many sexy people hitting on me before.