23 August 2010

This is the house that Jack built (Episode 4)

"Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before."  Mae West


Jack, meet one of your two new housemates, Miss Kacyn McPherson.
Hello, cutie. I knew there was something missing in my life and there you are.

And the other new housemate is Mr Antonio Portobella
I like what I see.

Jack expressed a desire for a tattoo, so the producer arranged for the group to go to the local saloon/tattoo parlour.

Ripley and Hugo were paired together.
About time I got a new look.

Antonio was paired with Tatianna.
You must be joking. I look fine.
Shut up and let me work.


And Ollie was selected to do Jack's new tattoos.
This might sting a little, Jack.
Just do a good job Ollie.

She has ruined me.  I dare not go out in public.
I told you to shut up. You ruined my concentration.

You give me a bad makeover and I give you one.
Gack, can we change clothes before we step outside?

Ok, the makeovers did not go well. And the tattoo.

Ollie, you are an artist. You did that pattern perfectly. A hot, sexy artist.
Do I get a reward?
I'll see if I can think so something...a hug perhaps?

Hey, if we each had a garden, I'd want your tulips to touch my tulips.
I'll start putting mine against yours right now if you like.

I've lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
You bet. On speed dial I hope.

We up with Alicia and a few others. This is a former roomie of one of the housemates - Ben Lee.
Ben had a serious hair cut soon after this.

Was your father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on Earth!

I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away!

The afternoon foosball tournament. Where would we be without it?

Boo!
What?
It was a heart test. Damn, you passed.

Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.

An exercise in group flirting?
Hey, we were keeping each other busy.

Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good.

Ollie, the robe was cute but you are way hotter now.
Funny, it's a bit chilly today. Well, until you came near, it's much warmer now.

I think some stars have fallen into your eyes.

Well Hugo, it looks like you are out.
It's been a blast. I've never had so many sexy people hitting on me before.

21 comments:

  1. That's the right attitude, Hugo. You had fun. And you can pick up with one of the other contestants on the outside, now!

    I'm staggered that Tat, with all her issues with everyone, is still around. She must be minding her p's and q's around Jack. ;)

    So many cute sims running around in their undies.

    Favorite pic - Antonio and Tat. "She has ruined me!" So funny.

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  2. Hugo did have fun. He didn't mind having either gender flirt with him.

    Antonio and Kacyn are fitting right in too. They are flirting with everyone.

    Tat is doing fine with Jack. Not so good with the rest of the boys though.

    "She has ruined me" I got back just in time to see Antonio complain and Tat pouting. Tat pouting looks scary.

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  3. I imagine Antonio with Antonio Banderas voice.

    Kacyn needs some flirty clothes then the turtleneck. But she was smart at the stylist. She talked to Jack instead of getting a new shirt.

    The 3rd picture from the end where Ollie is flirting with Jack? Ripley is watching the men very closely. I can't decide whether she's trying to figure out if Ollie is doing better with Jack then she is or if she's thinking about taking both men into the bathroom for some quality time.

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  4. Ripley in this challenge? She's probably trying to pick which one to hit on next. She is absolutely loving it, unstoppable flirting.

    Kacyn could use something cuter than the turtle neck - maybe it's time to do another round of changes. I just changed the guys to wear a lot less at night...especially Ollie. LOL

    Damn, got to go to work...no more chat till lunch today.

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  5. I noticed Ollie's new tightie undies. I keep thinking about the new sliders and what we'll be able to do with them. Sliders, a hot tub and Decensor? I'm doing a challenge when we get Late Night!

    Have a good day at work, PiB.

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  6. Why do I keep losing my comments. This time I took precaution and copied before clicking.
    *pasted* Great post PiB. Still laughing at the one liners and all the flirting going on.
    Ben surprised me with the hair. Kind of cute though.
    *laughing* lots of undies shots there too.
    Even though he's been kicked out I'll be Hugo's ego is still flying high.

    You just had to mention those sliders, didn't you Chrysame. I want those sooooo bad.

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  7. Hmm, Chrysame, don't forget to put down something absorbent for the drool. :) Sliders, hot tub and decensor == wet floor.

    Hey Dee. glad you are still having fun.

    I think Ben needs slightly less hair but I'll see what I feel like by the next time I see him.

    The guys suddenly had a lot less sleepwear. Giving themselves and the girls way more eye candy.

    Hugo was pretty happy in the house. He didn't mind that everyone would hit on him from time to time.

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  8. Oh yeah, I'm still having fun. I was just looking at Armando again and remembering MJ saying something about him reminding her of her brother. *laughing* Dayum, she has a good looking brother.
    I'm just picturing those guys with sliders used on them. *doing the chrysame eyebrow waggling* and seriously thinking of doing the kermit flail but I'll wait 'til I actually get to use that slider to do that. :)

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  9. Hugo is a happy fellow except with a few people who seem to get all his grump wrath. Then, it's watch out and get out of his way.

    He just wants to get some and he did! Who's going next? I don't have a clue! But I hope Tat and Antonio share some more scenes. Heehee.

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  10. I could've sworn I commented! /shame

    Is it just me, or do Antonio and Tatianna look like a match made in heaven? They both look really rugged. ;) Hahahaha, I don't see why he's complaining at her makeover... It's not THAT bad. Ahem.

    Mmm, lookit all the shmexy sims standing around in their skivvies. Things sure are steamy... I would not be surprised if, afterwards, everyone went home with someone. It may be a challenge to win the bachelor, but who says they can't go home with a goody bag?

    Glad Hugo enjoyed his time there... One hunk down, I'm excited to see who's next!

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  11. I've certainly seen worse dressed Sims then Antonio after his makeover. :) They certainly would be an interesting couple.

    I've been moving the evicted Sims into a single house after they've had a chance to move out. So Hugo will soon be back with Travis and Alicia.

    I do love all them Sims in their undies most of the day.

    Next out will be a girl, but no idea which one.

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  12. :D Hilarious and lots of flirting scripts for one to take! And after that, Hugo made a call about it.

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  13. :) It's fun to be really really silly. And those one liners are as corny as it gets.

    Hugo was arranging to move out but I'm sure he'll be fine. He was having fun but so are they all.

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  14. Ok, it will be another day or two before the next one. But I had to share.

    Benjamin Lee, town gigolo, has obviously meet with someone from the house of Jack. His clients are exclusively male.

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  15. ROFL. Benjamin must be rolling in dough by now.

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  16. There was a gigolo comment from Twallan's sp where Ben's playmate was Hugo. Man, that one was so rude without being rude at all.

    I found out that Ben has a romantic interest - he and Hugo must have had a *very* good time that day.

    And I found that for reasons unknown, Brad Kane was meeting with Ben by the waterfall at like 1 in the morning. Brad, go home to your wife Emerald.

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  17. LOL, Well, I must say I like all those sims. Hugo is just so cute he couldn't resist.
    Shame on Brad. Bradley, you have a wife.

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  18. Go Hugo. Tame that big redheaded hunk. :)

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  19. I'm sure that Hugo will be able to charm Ben now that he's been flirted at so very often by near professionals.

    I think poor Bradley is a bit confused. In his timeline, in about a day he's gone from toddler to adult from his parents place to a new home and from single to married. Then moved to a different town. Acquired one baby and is about to find out that another is on the way. He's still getting his bearings.

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  20. Hahahaaha. Yeah, poor Brad. He's probably *so* confused. But, happy! I like to believe him and Emerald are soul mates... I'd be surprised if they weren't happy together. Out of curiousity, what traits did you give each of them?

    Hugo and Ben, Mrrroowr. :D

    Sure is quiet around here tonight. Bet that means the second I fall asleep, things'll explode. Ah well. Kaleeko needs her Zzz's. ;)

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  21. Let's put it this way Kaleeko. I sent Brad home to his wife and had them do the Attraction levels each. They rate each other 10/10.

    Traits, I think they still have what the game gave them as growing up. I know Brad is friendly and loves outdoor (and I think has hidden traits of pizza appreciation and burglar). I have no clue at the moment what Emerald got growing up. I'll try to look it up for you.

    Running a mixed sex version of the bachelor challenge is surely going to have a huge impact on coupling in the neighborhood. :)

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